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3 years ago

S1:E14 – 8675309 Ways To Murder A Vampire

Vlad finds a Murderbot resulting in hijinks that witnesses catagorize as zany

Episode 8675309 Ways To Murder A Vampire

This week's episode: Vlad finds a Murderous Robot in the labyrinthian... uh.. labyrinth beneath the soundbooth and has to call Tech Support

Written by Darren Esler and Matt McDonald and George Pete Caleodis

Zeke Delfour / Big Wheezy / Master Chad : Darren Esler

Vlad the Vampire:George Caleodis

Pod LaCroix: Matt McDonald

James Sparks from Tech Support: Jack DeVoss

Jenny Model 8675309: Mary Ellen Clark

James Sparks from Tech Support was portrayed by special Guest Star Jack DeVoss. Jack is an on-air personality for iHeart Media and co-host of The Over The Line Show on 610 WTVN radio which is also a podcast https://overthelineshow.wordpress.com/ Jack lives in an abandoned church in Columbus, Ohio and has a drinking problem. Follow him @Holdensolo

And introducing Mary Ellen Clark as Jenny the robot. Mary Ellen Clark is a nurse ninja, pitty mama, and instapot guru who fell out of a TARDIS. I only know what half of those words mean.

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Squatch Smashers was created, produced, and edited by Darren Esler

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3 years ago

S1:E13 – Elvis Fight

Resplendent Elvisi battle for the crown of the one true King of Rock and Roll

Elvis Fight

This weeks episode: It’s called Elvis Fight. What more do you need? What are you waiting around for? Multiple Elvises... fighting! Go! Listen now!

**Written by Darren Esler and Matt McDonald and George Pete Caleodis

Vlad the Vampire / Gooby :George Pete Caleodis. Please follow him on twitter @caleodis.

Zeke Delfour / Big Wheezy / Master Chad : Darren Esler @smashmysquatch on Twitter

Phil Porter played "Real" Elvis Phil is a 30 year veteran of the Columbus, Ohio improv community. He currently performs in a two man act, Reginald, with Chris Heiberger and mentors young improvisors in Columbus.

Matt McDonald played Evil Elvis - Matt is an Astronaut Ninja Pirate Robot.

Jennifer Matthews played Lady 1 Better living through chemistry - follow her on Twitter @chillyjenn

Barbara Allen played Lady 2 - she's ok - follower her @bemilyallen

Timmy Pillows was portrayed by Charlie Weirauch Charlie is an actor, known for The Newsroom (2012), Reno 911! (2003) and Bella and the Bulldogs (2015).

Charlie's IMDB Page

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3 years ago

S1:E12 – Jake Mallet Private Investigator

A couple of Sick Twists get the 3rd degree

Jake Mallet - Private Investigator

This week, Vlad forgets to book a guest (and it is clearly all his fault) but a wiley Private Investigator shows up and gives the guys the third degree.

Written by Matt McDonald and Darren Esler and George Pete Caleodis

Vlad the Vampire: George Pete Caleodis. Please follow him on twitter @caleodis.

Zeke Delfour / Big Wheezy: Darren Esler

P.I. Jake Mallet: Marc Edward Heuck

Elvis: Phil Porter

Elvis: Matt McDonald

Marc Edward Heuck: Marc played the crusty but benign P.I. Jake Mallet. Marc is a film historian best known as the Movie Geek from Comedy Central's "Beat the Geeks." He can be found on Twitter @the_hoyk and read at [The Projector Has Been Drinking] (http://projectorhasbeendrinking.blogspot.com)

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3 years ago

S1:E11 – Master Chad's School of Monster Defense

Throat punching and sophisticated crotch jokes Also Vlad gets a cat

Master Chad's School of Monster Defense

In this episode, Master Chad from the Neckmeata style of throat punch Karate gives Zeke lessons in Monster self defense through vigorous role-playing in a "worst case" survival scenario involving a Werewolf with a frying pan. Also, Vlad gets a cat.

Cast: Zeke Delfour / Master Chad: Darren Esler Vlad the Vampire: George Caleodis Please follow him on twitter @caleodis.

Capable Janice: Kelly Wortkoetter

Elvis / Tomash : Matt McDonald

Written by Darren Esler and Matt McDonald and George Pete Caleodis

Fwuffy Wumpkins may or may not be based on my real cat named Kiki who is very fluffy but also very pointy and slashy.

Squatch Smashers was created, produced, and edited by Darren Esler

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3 years ago

S1:E10 – The Deadly TRIPodis of Columbus Ohio

What Buckeye Lurks in the Buckeye Tunnels beneath THE Ohio State University

The Deadly TRIPodis of Columbus Ohio

In this episode - Zeke makes his most powerful enemy yet. A creature that can grant your deepest desires while enthralling you to be his helpless prey in the tunnels below THE Ohio State Campus. Also, Vlad reunites with an old friend. This week's sponsor: Friendly Friendly Sal's Discount Real Hair Wigs at a Discount

Squatch Smashers Episode 10 - The Deadly Tripodis of Columbus Ohio was produced and edited by Darren Esler

Written by Darren Esler and Matt McDonald and George Pete Caleodis

Zeke Delfour / Goomba #1: Darren Esler

Vlad the Vampire / Goomba #2: George Caleodis. Please follow him on twitter @caleodis.

The Deadly TRIPOdis: Dino Tripodis - You can follow him @dinotrip on Twitter. He has an excellent podcast you should all subscribe to called Whiskey Business. Basically, you learn about a new whiskey each week but the real reason to listen is that Dino has very entertaining conversations with very interesting guests. Whiskey Business Podcast Website

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3 years ago

S1:E9 – The Little Wendigo Who Could

Come for the Wendigo, Stay for the Fnorndvlergbergenslass !

The Little Wendigo Who Could

This week, Zeke gets out of the hospital and Vlad books a dangerous Canadian Wendigo who has a personal problem.

Zeke Delfour: Darren Esler

Vlad performed by George Caleodis

Gordy the Wendigo: Phil Porter

Squatch Smashers Episode 9 - The Little Wendigo who Could was produced and edited by Darren Esler

Written by Darren Esler and Matt McDonald and George Pete Caleodis

Phil Porter : Played GORDY the Wendigo - Phil is a 30 year veteran of the Columbus, Ohio improv community. He currently performs in a two man act, Reginald, with Chris Heiberger and mentors young improvisors in Columbus.

Matt McDonald played Pod LaCroix

Kelly Christine Wortkoetter did the whispery voice on the Faux NonChalance commercial and I forgot to put her in the credits of episode 8 as the nurse so I’m doing it now.

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3 years ago

S1:E8 – The Self Aware Frat Guy

The Mothman cliffhanger is resolved and an interview with a Harvard Professor

The Self Aware Frat Guy

Last weeks encounter with the Mothman of West Virginia is resolved... sort of and a "reserve" episode where we interview a professor from Harvard about his book entitled: "On the Trail of the Self-Aware Frat guy.

Zeke Delfour: Darren Esler

Vlad: George Caleodis

George Pete Caleodis does stuff and is for hire in Los Angeles and Ohio. Please follow him on twitter @caleodis.

Professor Chase was played by Jeff Gage - Jeff is an actor/ improv instructor at The Columbus Funny Bone Comedy Club / founder and host of The Improv Wars in Columbus

Exciting new credit: “Script consultant” is Matt McDonald. Me write good but he better at word make go.

A clip from last week had Charlie Weirauch in his role as Timmy Pillows. Charlie Weirauch is an actor, known for The Newsroom (2012), Reno 911! (2003) and Bella and the Bulldogs (2015).

Here is his IMDB page:

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Squatch Smashers Episode 8 - The Self-Aware Frat Guy was produced and edited by Darren Esler

Writers: Darren Esler and Matt McDonald

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3 years ago

S1:E7 – The Mothman of West Virginia

The Mothman looms large as Timmy Pillows visits Vlad plus bridge kersplosions

The Mothman of West Virginia

In this episode, Zeke is deep in the woods of West Virginia looking for the famous Mothman. Vlad attempts to get security to let him out of the soundbooth and Head of Security Timmy Pillows recalls his childhood encounter with the Mothman. Plus Bridge Kersplosions!

Zeke Delfour: Darren Esler

Vlad: George Caleodis

Timmy Pillows and Generalissimo Savings were excellently portrayed by Charlie Weirauch

Written by Darren Esler

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3 years ago

S1:E6 – The UFO and Bigfoot Connection

Zeke the Brony

The UFO Bigfoot Connection / Zeke the Brony

Zeke breaks down exactly how Bigfoot and UFO's are connected. Like right away. He gets right to it. Talks about nothing else really. Also, he is not a Brony whatever that is.

Zeke Delfour / Big Wheezy / Master Chad: Darren Esler

Vlad: George Caleodis

Pod LaCroix: Matt McDonald

Written Created and Edited by Darren Esler

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3 years ago

S1:E5 – The Pittsburgh Gollum

A recording of the legendary Pittsburgh Gollum! They cheatses They stealses our ringses

The Pittsburgh Gollum

Zeke totally has an interview set up with the Dunglewood Mall's electrician in charge or switch boxes, Amp Johnson who tells the tale of when he encountered the legendary "Pittsburgh Gollum" and even has a recording of the creature as it laments about the Patriots cheating ways deep within the Laurel Caverns.

Zeke Delfour: Darren Esler

Vlad: George Caleodis

AMP and Gollum: Phil Porter. Phil is a 30 year veteran of the Columbus, Ohio improv community. He currently performs in a two man act, Reginald, with Chris Heiberger and mentors young improvisors in Columbus.

Pod LaCroix: by Matt McDonald

Created and Edited by Darren Esler Squatch Smasher Comedy Podcast Website

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